Purposely Incorrect Quotes

Peter Quill: I'm not just ready, I'm ready Freddy. *finger-gun points at Drax*

Nami: No funny business.

Tucker: *caught sneaking with Danny and Sam* It's not what it looks like!

I'll die the way I lived: annoying.

Caleb: Dude, who have you cheesed off lately?

Kashima: There's something I know how to do. I haven't done it for a while.

Okay. You done pissed me off! I'm out of bed-- I love fuzzy slippers-- Now, I'm going to have to kill you.

Grunkle Stan: I can smell money!

I like a woman who can kick my ass.

Usopp: *ducks a cannonball as it crashes through Going Merry's side*

All Might: No, it's not the exams I'm interested in. It's the five tries. But, you didn't answer my question. Do you want to kill villains?

Ezio: I can sneak in there... But we'll have to distract the guards. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Friends are like family that don't suck.

Jullien: I'm totally shoobed! He'll keep coming after me and everyone I know.

You can make fun of me. You can make fun of my hair. But if you make fun of my hair, I'mma fuckin' stab a bitch.

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Kody: *cups Nick's face, looking into his eyes*