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Des: you can control white people by giving them cheese

Shelby: cheese is so good tho

Des: I got one

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Lydia: I ate the brownies downstairs theyre really good

Lydia: are they yours?

Ollie: yea its gonna kick in soon

Lydia: whats going to kick in?

Lydia: Ollie.

#ollie #lydia #submitted by ollie

[Sarah dropping shelby off at the airport]

Sarah: have a safe flight!

Shelby: I have no say in the matter

Sarah: *already driving off* die then

#shelby #sarah #enock just followed so i #hm hello lads #havent posted in. awhile

Lydia: How do i clean up broken glass

Sarah: use a broom

Lydia: carpet

Sarah: vacuum

Lydia: big pieces???

Sarah: pick up the big pieces first lol

Lydia: keep

Sarah: no

Lydia: keep???

Sarah: no!!

#sarah #lydia

Des: if you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well i think thatd be a neat noise

Shelby: i beg to differ

Des: then beg

#shelby #des

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Sarah: im going to the forest does anybody want anything?

Des: pined cone

Lydia: bring back Hozier

#sarah #lydia #des

Ollie: IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Shelby: getting home safely

#shelby #ollie

Ethan: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ollie, codename: been there done that. Lydia is: Currently Doing That. Sarah is: It Happened Once In A Dream. Isaac, codename: If I Had To Pick A Dude. Eli is: Eagle Two.

Eli: Oh thank God.

#ethan #eli

Isaac: Dude I need help funding a good guy'd clone i could wear

Patrick: what

Isaac: Clonghue

Isaac: Cologuw

Isaac: Colongue

Isaac: Men's perfume

Isaac: Im high

#isaac #patrick

Isaac: i hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps?

Sarah: Are you walking?

Isaac: oh shit

#isaac #sarah

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Shelby: never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. Ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patince

Eli: its like a dishwasher

Shelby: i dont understand even a little bit thank you

#shelby #eli

Eli: girl?

Chloe: Thats a weird way to say hello to someone!

Eli: hhhhhhhhh...

Eli: helo

Eli: girl?

Chloe: Hi, how are you?

Eli: horny for nice lady

Eli: girl?

#eli #chloe

Isaac: i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no fanta

Sarah: theres people with war in their countries

Isaac: and i have a blunt with no fanta

#isaac #sarah

Shelby: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

Jesse: no

Shelby: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

#Shelby #jesse

Sarah: the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they're thirsty later

Sarah: also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because i love you, you sleepy bastard

Chloe:what about the last person, what do they get?

Sarah: the last person is me and i get the peace of mind knowing that my friends are as comfortable and as safe as i can make them

#sarah #chloe

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Michelle: hey dudes, whats going on?

Ollie: teenage rebellion

Michelle: fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people

#ollie #other #my mom? iconic

Ethan: is it okay if i swear?

Bailey: yes ethan, i will allow you to swear

Ethan: f-

Shelby: go on

Ethan: im nervous

#ethan #bailey #shelby

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