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Kuai Liang: So, what's on your mind?

Sareena: Your brother.

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Sareena: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Bi-Han: What?

Sareena: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Kobra: Kira and I don't have pet names for each other.

Tremor: What do bees make?

Kobra: Honey?

Tremor: ...

Kobra: ...

Tremor: Huh, really thought that would work.

Kobra: Ha! You moron.

Kira, from another room: Yeah?

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Jax: When Takeda made-out with my daughter, I was mad at him for ten years.

Takeda: That was, like, five years ago.

Jax: Yeah, you got five years left.

Takeda: Jax-

Jax: You wanna make it six?!

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Tamera: Okay, maybe playing "Who's family is more dysfunctional?" wasn't the best idea. Kuai Liang and Bi-Han are arguing and Frost locked herself in the bathroom and won't stop crying.

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Nitara: We both look very beautiful tonight.

Ashrah: You know, if you'd just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, "So do you."

Nitara: I couldn't take that chance.

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Frost: I told Bi-Han his ears flush when he lies.

Tamera: Why?

Frost: Watch.

Frost: Hey Bi-Han! Do you love us?

Bi-Han, covering his ears: No.

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Cassie: Or, we do this the old-fashioned way!

Cassie: pulls out a molotov cocktail

Jacqui: How did you make that so fast?!

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Johnny: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Sonya: 420?

Johnny: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Jax: 69.

Johnny: Yeah it was 69.

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Kung Jin: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple…

Jacqui: I really care about your feelings!

Takeda: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Kung Jin, turning his head: …and then there's the disaster couple.

Frost: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Cassie: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

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Tamera: I want to remind you how fun I am. And how boring your life would be without me.

Kuai Liang: What did you do?

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No Face: Do you think I’m ugly?

Kano: It’s not about looks, No Face. What’s valuable is on the inside.

No Face: Ah?

Kano: For example, someone's heart.

No Face: What about it?

Kano: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars.

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Sonya: You're an idiot.

Johnny: I'm your idiot.

Johnny: holds his hand up to show a wedding ring Forever.

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Frost: It's not gay if I want to date with Cassie, but as teammates, right?

Takeda: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.

Kung Jin: I'm an expert. That's gay.

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Cassie: It was lit!

Raiden, confused: The place was lit up?

Cassie: No, it was LIT!

Raiden, even more confused: There was a fire?!

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Stryker: sleeping peacefully

Jax: He looks so peaceful.

Johnny, with a sharpie: And vulnerable!

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Frost: "They'll never find your body" is such a boring threat. I think a better threat would be, "they'll never stop finding your body."

Bi-Han: "They'll be finding pieces of your body for at least four months, and you'll still be alive for three of them."

Frost: Now that's threatening.

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