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Ryder, addressing the Andromeda galaxy as a whole: stop killing me Iâve been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to you allÂ

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Evfra: Ryder, I donât understand how things work on this home planet of yours Earth--
Evfra: --which from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp
Ryder: [clicks pen]
Gil: [clicks pen in response]
Cora: Stop that.
Gil: Stop what?
Cora: Youâre talking about me in Morse code.
Ryder: Yes, thatâs what weâre doing. In our very limited free time from terraforming an entire galaxy, we studied old vids about a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.Â
[later talking to Drack and Liam]
Ryder: Thatâs exactly what we did.Â
Tann: Ugh itâs insufferable to listen to the humans talk about Earth. Itâs all liminal space this...cryptid that.
Ryder, running up to him out of breath: Hey! Earth is big, we got......itâs a lot happening there
Jaal: Ryder told me that instead of being sad, I should âgo get it, girlâ. So Iâm going to go get it, girl.Â
Evfra: Get what?
Jaal:Â Â Unclear. Iâll get everything, just to be safe.Â

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*Back on Earth during the twinâs school days*
Sara, watching Scott read through her personal datapad: Scott, that better not be what I think it is. You better not have brought my diary to school!
Scott, reading very intently and slightly concerned: I had to. Iâm doing my book report on it.Â
Sara: Aw babe, you had a crush on me? Thatâs embarrassing...
Vetra: Weâre married.Â
Sara: Still...
*Later Vetra finds Scott*
Vetra: Scott, your sister keeps saying itâs embarrassing that I had a crush on her.Â
Scott: Oh wow, you had a crush on her?
Scott:Â Â Thatâs so embarrassing--
Lexi: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.Â
Suvi: I would even say infinitesimally, Dr. TâPerro.Â
Ryder: Yeah, yeah, and I would say teenily weenily. We all know words.Â
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Hi folks!
Thanks for following this silly blog! Hella appreciate it!Â
For those who are interested in Overwatch I run another blog for that game too--mostly just a reblog dump of funnies and fan art. Nothing nsfw really, not my vibe. You can check it out at @attackzieglerÂ
Iâm always down for messages about the game or links to the art, for both Andromeda and Overwatch!
Scott: I like having my sister around. She points out things to me that are very obviously happening. Itâs like having a lawyer for everyday life. Without my sister I really have no standard of how I should be treated as a person.
Scott: I tolerate any treatment. Like I go to the Nexus sometimes and put up with anything. Iâll talk to some garbage leadership there--you know, I donât want to name an actual director so letâs make one up. Letâs call them âDirector Jarun Tannâ. So Iâll go talk to Director Tann and Iâll show up at his office at the Nexus and Iâll go âCan I get on my ship to do my job as the human Pathfinder please?â And he goes âNo! Youâre shipâs broken. Tempest flight delayed eight hours!â And I go, âOkaaayâ. And then I go to the cultural center. And then I come out of the cultural center and I go, âAny updates?â and he goes âyeah, we destroyed your ship because we hate you. Now take this side mission on this datapad that doesnât work! Go fetch!â And I go âOkaaayâ. And I use the datapad and a little hologram of Director Tann pops up and says âYouâre a squishy primitive, arenât you?â. And I go âNoooâ. And they go âSAY IT!â And I go âIâm a squishy primitiveâ. And then I go over to the Nexus help desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go âCan I please get on a space ship to do my job?â And they go âNo! In fact weâre going to frame you for murder. And youâll be banished to Kadara for fifty years!â And I go âWhy are you doing this to me?!â And they go âThis is Nexus leadership and life is a fucking nightmare!âÂ
Scott: But with my sister, sheâs like âmaybe letâs just ask the Angara for helpâ. So itâs better.Â
Jaal: Do you guys know where I can get one of those âtâ necklaces humans wear?
Suvi: Thatâs not a âtâ itâs a cross, Jaal.Â
Jaal: Across from where?
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Suvi *licks a space rock*
Ryder: Fucking superb you funky little scientist.Â
Ryder, after picking up Jaal: Iâve only known Jaal for a day and a half but if anything were to ever happen to him I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself

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Ryder: I did a bad thing.
Cora: Does it affect me?
Ryder: not really...
Cora: Then suffer in silence.
Drack: What are we?
Lexi: Tempest crew members.
Drack: No, like, what are you and I?
Lexi: Senior Tempest crew members.
Drack *satisfied nod*:Â Â nice.Â