Incorrect Mass Effect Andromeda Quotes Yo

Gil: [clicks pen in response]

Cora: Stop that.

Gil: Stop what?

Cora: You’re talking about me in Morse code.

Ryder: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time from terraforming an entire galaxy, we studied old vids about a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. 

[later talking to Drack and Liam]

Evfra: Get what?

Sara, watching Scott read through her personal datapad: Scott, that better not be what I think it is. You better not have brought my diary to school!

Vetra: We’re married. 

Sara: Still...

*Later Vetra finds Scott*

Vetra: Scott, your sister keeps saying it’s embarrassing that I had a crush on her. 

Scott: Oh wow, you had a crush on her?

Suvi: I would even say infinitesimally, Dr. T’Perro. 

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Scott: I tolerate any treatment. Like I go to the Nexus sometimes and put up with anything. I’ll talk to some garbage leadership there--you know, I don’t want to name an actual director so let’s make one up. Let’s call them ‘Director Jarun Tann’. So I’ll go talk to Director Tann and I’ll show up at his office at the Nexus and I’ll go “Can I get on my ship to do my job as the human Pathfinder please?” And he goes “No! You’re ship’s broken. Tempest flight delayed eight hours!” And I go, ‘Okaaay’. And then I go to the cultural center. And then I come out of the cultural center and I go, ‘Any updates?’ and he goes ‘yeah, we destroyed your ship because we hate you. Now take this side mission on this datapad that doesn’t work! Go fetch!’ And I go ‘Okaaay’. And I use the datapad and a little hologram of Director Tann pops up and says ‘You’re a squishy primitive, aren’t you?’. And I go ‘Nooo’. And they go ‘SAY IT!’ And I go ‘I’m a squishy primitive’. And then I go over to the Nexus help desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go ‘Can I please get on a space ship to do my job?’ And they go ‘No! In fact we’re going to frame you for murder. And you’ll be banished to Kadara for fifty years!’ And I go ‘Why are you doing this to me?!’ And they go ‘This is Nexus leadership and life is a fucking nightmare!’ 

Suvi: That’s not a ‘t’ it’s a cross, Jaal. 

Jaal: Across from where?

Cora: Does it affect me?

Ryder: not really...

Lexi: Tempest crew members.

Drack: No, like, what are you and I?

Lexi: Senior Tempest crew members.