Masked Singer Incorrect Quotes

Peacock: What’s the subject?

Rabbit: THAT IS TRUE!

Lion: He has no respect!

Kitty, standing on a chair: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you.

Rhino:

Kitty:

Rhino: Where's the spider?

Hippo: What happens if they can't get any human flesh to eat? They can't starve to death, they're already dead.

Deer, to Peacock: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on "How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?"

Rabbit: Any time I had a problem and I threw a molotov cocktail, boom! Right away I had a different problem.

Black Widow: And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

Black Widow: In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Black Widow: Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket.”

Hippo: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Monster: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Poodle: ITS CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER YOU—

[glass shatters, something explodes, Monster screams]

Rabbit: Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?

Unicorn:

Rottweiler: Fox, shoot me. Then when my leg heals we can buy a huge-ass house and sweet cars.

Fox: Hey, you can shoot me too, and then we will have twenty million dollars.