It is What it is.

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For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be "sovereign on a sovereign" 🤦

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

home alone is just die hard for kids

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

Sasha the Tigerrrr

SANTA CLAWS

OwO

Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair

ho-ho-homicide

You’re going to get a cavity

good

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

its almost the season again

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

That update killed me😅

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

Rhodey is a brilliant combination of self-assured but not arrogant, virtuous but not sanctimonious, driven but not reckless, loyal but not blindly so. He has foresight but he is not presumptuous. He is practical yet he is principled. He is humorous but not flippant. He is kind, and attentive, and forgiving, he is so damn smart, and spiritually stronger than most. A whole fucking package, that man.