Incorrectly Quoted DBDA

Edwin: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Niko.

Edwin: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Niko: Overslept?

Edwin: Yes?

Charles: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"

Edwin: What?

Charles: "Get Help."

Edwin: No.

Charles: C'mon, you love it!

Edwin: I hate it.

Charles: It's great! It works every time!

Edwin: It's humiliating.

Charles: Do you have a better plan?

Edwin: No.

Charles: We're doing it!

Edwin: We are not doing "Get Help!"

*A Minute Later*

Charles, carrying Edwin: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Edwin at guards, knocking them out*

Charles: Ahh, classic!

Edwin: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.

Charles: *nods*

Edwin: What did I just say?

Charles: *nods*

Charles: Then why are you coming along?

Edwin: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk?

Charles: Go ahead.

Edwin: Be careful.

Edwin: Don’t die.

Crystal: *Holds back a laugh*

Crystal: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Crystal: That's a pothole. To the left!

Niko: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Charles, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Niko: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Crystal, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Niko: Country Roads.

Charles: To the place.

Niko and Charles in unison: I Belong!