Avengers as thing my friends have said #2
Natasha: I feel that if I were a guy, I would have a huge dick.
Tony: I soppose he was expecting me to see his dick and fall on it...with my mouth.
Scott: I once managed to electrocutate myself in a fucking Target...hard.
Steve: Forka are for losers, God gave me these two hands and I intend to use them.





















