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Wong: Stephen, repeat after me:
Wong:
Stephen:
Wong:
Stephen: But you are not saying anything!
Wong: Exactly.
Mordo: You better have a good reason for having done all of this.
Kaecilius: Oh, I have several.
Kaecilius: Pettiness.
Kaecilius: And also anger.
Mordo: Thatโs it?
Kaecilius: Oh! And I have a desperate need for love and attention. But now that youโre here, thatโs taken care of, right?
Mordo: [holding Stephenโs hand] Yeah, about thatโฆ
Wong: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
America: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Rintrah: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
America: Good thinking.
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Karl: Kaecilius just asked me out.
The Ancient One: Free dinner.
Wong: He doesn't like him.
The Ancient One: He likes free dinner.
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Wong: Whatโs with the napkin on the glass door?
Mordo: Stephen keeps walking into the glass door, so I thought this would help.
Stephen: Oh, cool! A floating napโ *walks into the glass door*
Wong: You need to see a doctor immediately.
Stephen: Oh, I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?
Stephen: Mind your own business.
Hamir: How's teaching going?
The Ancient One: I can't tell any of my students apart half the time because I don't go by height, age, or appearance.
The Ancient One: I go by who's a pain in the arse.
The Ancient One: Which makes them all identical.
Stephen: Hey! Fuck You!
The Ancient One: Except for Stephen.
Stephen: Thank you.
The Ancient One: He's the bloody worst of them all.
Wongย : We need a plan.
Stephen : I have one. I still have a fist. Dormammu still has a noses.
Stephen: Iโm going to ask you to be respectful.
Wong: I will politely decline.
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[Mordo and Wong scolding Stephen]
Mordo: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Wong: No, we are mad.
Mordo: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide because you are a good man.
Wong: No, we are not. And no, you are not.
Stephen: Now Iโm just confused.
Mordo: I am uncomfortable when flirting.
Mordo: I never know when itโs the right time to show my man that I can fit an entire fist in my mouth.
Wong: I once thought I was being haunted by a ghost dog. It would come into my room at night and it just wouldnโt stop barking at me.
Wong: But it turned out that Stephen just got a dog and didnโt tell me.
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(Stephen: in reality, it is a real ghost dog)
Wong: How have you been coping with everything?
Stephen: With sarcasm mostly.
Wong: Has that been working?
Stephen, sarcastically: Yeah, it's been super great!
๐๐ผ๐ป๐ด: "dumbass" except we're friends
๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ผ: "oblivious idiot" except we're in love
๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ป๐ ๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ: "you make my life a living hell" except i actually care about you
๐๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ต๐ฒ๐ป: wow i feel so loved in this house
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Kaecilius: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up the room.
Mordo: Itโs called arson and those people are called witnesses.
Stephen, about Wong: You donโt want to mess with my best friend.
Stephen: Heโll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.
