incorrect jurdan quotes

Jude: What am I when I’m not nice?

Cardan: For you, I’d break a light sweat.

Jude: Good. I need a favor. Help Vivi with Heather's concerns?

Cardan: You need me in your life after all.

Cardan: Wow I'm flatt-

Jude: I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.

Cardan: I literally just said "hello".

Jude: Check.

Cardan: Sword stowed?

Jude: Check.

Cardan: Did you have breakfast?

Jude: What? That's not on the checklist.

Cardan: I added it because I care about you.

Jude: No, I did not have breakfast.

Cardan: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Jude: [pulling out a granola bar] Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this!

Jude: then kill all of them!

Cardan (on the phone): Jude, I did something bad. Something very bad...

Jude: ...Fine, put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.

Jude: Yeah, you're a bad boy.

Cardan, pulling Jude closer: So, how bad am I?

Jude: [remembers the time Cardan said he didn't want dessert and then ate hers]

Cardan: Wow! Where’d you get 20 gallons of fake blood?

Jude: You wanted FAKE blood?