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The Baker: Your alfredo’s dry. Did you use your cheese?

Jack: When you say “use”, do you mean “eat as a pre-cooking snack”?

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Florinda: Is this about me?

Lucinda: No.

Florinda: Oh. Then I’ve lost interest.

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The Baker: What do you have?

Little Red Riding Hood: A knife!

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The Witch, talking about the Baker: He's picking his battles.

The Witch: and he's losing all of them.

(came up with this while talking to a friend)

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The Baker: lemon is so, so, so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks.

The Baker: she has it all.

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Jack: following the scary voice beckoning me into the woods. Hope nothing bad happens.

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Yes! Love that I’m getting a compilation! This is fantastic!

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Jack: if my whimsy levels get too low I’ll die.

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Jack: *fills a water gun with printer ink*

Jack: I don’t even need a toy to have fun!

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Jack: you remind me of the ocean.

The Mysterious Man: because I’m deep and mysterious?

Jack: no, because you’re salty and you scare people.

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Jack, to the Baker: You’ll be my dad! You can order me around, and I’ll disappoint you!

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Little Red Riding Hood: I’m about to take out my Swiss Army knife and get my badge for cutting a bitch.

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Cinderella’s Prince: I don’t make the rules.

Cinderella: You do.

Cinderella’s Prince: That’s true, I do.

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Jack: Care to take a stab at being social?

Little Red Riding Hood: I do like stabbing.

Little Red Riding Hood: The social part not so much.

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The Baker: Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?

The Mysterious Man: It’s more of a hobby.

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Little Red Riding Hood: watching the Baker in the woods is like watching a wounded deer in an amusement park.

Little Red Riding Hood: it doesn’t matter what happens, he’s going to be terrified.

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Cinderella: Why is everybody laughing? I can be badass!

The Baker’s Wife: You’re raising your hand.

Cinderella: We’re in a meeting!

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