Monica: Wow, he’s so handsome.
Dorian: *trips over the lamp cable and breaks the lamp*
Monica, in awe: A gorgeous loser.

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Monica: Wow, he’s so handsome.
Dorian: *trips over the lamp cable and breaks the lamp*
Monica, in awe: A gorgeous loser.

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Dorian: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Nico, turning to Mark: How tall are you?
This blog sparks joy. Thank.
this ask is so old but your welcome 🥺🥺👉👈
Can someone please do the One Thing You Can't Replace meme with Hooky
John Mulaney=Monica
Mr. McNamara=Pendragon
James McNamara=Nico
Broke the pool table=Amir
Took a shit on the dad's computer=Carlos
"Something, something police"=Damien
Chicago police officer=Mark's dad
"SCATTER"=Will
Alex=Dani/evil spirit
Need I go on?
(I would do this myself but I have no skills)
(Source: John Mulaney)
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“if you have something for me send it into my inbox and i’ll post it”
well that was a fuckin lie
how long has this been sitting in my inbox omg i’m so sorry
this is amazing tho!! someone animate this pls

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I love this blog so much! Whenever I see a post I like it before I read it because ik it'll be funny 😂
oop I totally forgot to answer this-
but thank you! I’m not very active but it’s nice to receive asks like these :,)
Dani: Oh i know exactly what you mean. But hypothetically if i didn't could you rephrase that , perhaps with more specifics?
Dorian: ... *sigh*
Monica: And here is my wall of inspirational people.
Nico: It’s… it’s just pictures of you…
The King: [Gives Damien a disappointed look] Damien: Don't look at me like that. You're not my real dad.
(Source: The Good Place)
Damien: OH, SO I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO ENJOY GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME INSTEAD OF LIVING IN FEAR THAT THEY'LL TURN TO DUST IN MY HANDS!?!
(Source: Twitter)

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Mark: I'm sorry Dani, but three people cannot go on a motorcycle Dani: three? Dani: [turns to face Monica and Nico] WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT DORIAN FELL OFF?
Nico: You know what? You survived some shit, and I cannot wait for your TED talk, but get back to me when you're cursed.
(Source: Wynonna Earp)
Pendragon: Oh hey kiddo, how old are you now? Like three? Nico: I'm nine. Pendragon: Cool. I don't know anything about kids.
(Source: The Good Place)
Dani: Fine, I'll tell you, but it doesn't make me look great, so don't judge me. Pendragon: That's literally the purpose of this entire exercise.
(Source: The Good Place)
Dani: Alright, epic road trip! No hesitation! No stopping! No turning back! Nico: Did you remember your headphones? Dani: We're turning back!

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Dorian: Every morning Carlo moves his toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every evening he moves them back, also while screaming. I don't know the purpose of this ritual, but it is the central pillar of my faith.
(Source: Twitter)
Monica: I don't know what to do here. This is a mess, morally speaking. This is a putrid, disgusting bowl of ethical soup.
(Source: The Good Place)