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Honey, you've got a big storm coming.

My hobbies include being right and petting other people’s cats.

With all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

Salisbury: It's a white flag, and you better start waving it now, Dunbar!

That's disgusting. And wrong. I don't even get - why would - I've never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It's none of your - you have - the nerve, the audacity - Catherine Howard is my cousin, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how - how do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off? Hmm. Check and mate.

Let them eat cake.

I'll carve our initials in a tree on our first date because it's the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.

If I had to have a stripper name, it would be Equality.

We’re bros, we ride together, we die together, sometimes we suck each other’s dicks, usually we just play video games though.

I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

Danton: When you're in government, there's a million ways to exploit your power. Have I ever given into that temptation? No. Never. I'm not that kind of politician.

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive

GO TO HELL DAD I’M TALLER THAN YOU

I came out tonight to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

I like Ms Boleyn. I liked her. I got to say when I first met her I didn't care much for her because like 99% of the people on any given day of my life she was very belligerent and disagreeable. Ms Boleyn was attractive to me. As a man, I was attracted to her in her demeanour. I was attracted to her in a sexual manner that was appropriate... I don't want to talk about this anymore.

They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!