Incorrect Glee Quotes

Santana

Rachel: I don’t have feelings for Finn any more. So, time for me to get out there and spread my-

"Hell yeah I’m a dick, girl, addicted to you."

Kity: She didn’t even bother to learn all the new cheerios' names.

Rachel: Allergies?

Brittany: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Blaine is gone! Oh, I’ll miss him so much! I cry myself to sleep, Blaine! Ahhhh…False. I do not miss him.

As Finn always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “i” in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.

Kitty: Marley was getting a little chummy. When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.

Finn: Let me explain something to you, Rachel. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think so I thought to myself, "don't think, Finn, act"

Sugar: between you and me, I’m starting to think we are getting jerked around here. You know?

Ryder: Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.

I was arrogant. It’s a classic story of hubris. I’m like Icarus whose wings melted before he could fuck the sun.

Come on Finn, just take off your shirt and tell us!

Finn: When you Google "Finn Hudson" now, I come up first, not the Finn Hudson that outed Santana Lopez.

I was kind of getting sick of hearing Rachel and Brody talk about their relationship, but then I remembered alcohol existed. [Takes a swig of Champagne.] Thanks, alcohol.

You guys call yourselves bullies? He’s not even bleeding! You’re all fired, I want you out of this school by tomorrow morning. You make me sick.