Yaz: Alright, so... if everyone is done being stupid...
Kazu: (I had more, but you go ahead.)

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Yaz: Alright, so... if everyone is done being stupid...
Kazu: (I had more, but you go ahead.)

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Kazu: FOUR MONTHS!!Â
Yaz: What’s he talking about?Â
Val/entina: It’s really not that big of a dealÂ
Kazu: FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!
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Kazu: (Let's all get a drink to celebrate!)
Yaz: Cammie's underage.
Kazu: (Oh, right.)
Kazu: (Here's a silly straw.)
Kazu: Hey, my eyes are up here.
Val: Hush, I'm reading your subtitles.
Chase: Trust me on this.
Chase: I've made hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them has ever gotten me killed!

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Val/entina: Are you blackmailing us?!
Holcroft: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion."
Holcroft: The 'x' makes it sound cool.
Kazu: (You know what? You're in time out. Get on top of the fridge.)
Cammie, climbing onto the fridge: This place is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Dr. Weller: Thank you for agreeing to see me, ma'am.
Colonel Marin: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.
Yaz: You could have died!
Chase: Yeah, but what a way to go, right? "Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse," is what I say.
Yaz: You should say something else.
Kazu: (When you're in a situation like that, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Kazu. Act.")
Val/entina: So you weren't thinking.
Kazu: (Not at all.)
Kazu: (I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.)

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Cammie: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, so baby oil—
Yaz: Can't we just have a normal family dinner for once?
Cammie: Lemme hit you with this one. Dog drugs. Now these are drugs that dogs can take.
Chase: Like prescription drugs? ‘Cause that exists.
Cammie: No, my friend. Party drugs.
Val/entina: Party drugs for dog parties?
Cammie: Whenever dogs wanna get lit!
Chase: Which, as we all know, is always.
Cammie: I need three hundred million dollars for dog drugs.
Yaz: There's only one thing worse than dying.
Yaz (rips off paper to reveal "Cammie dying"): Boom.
Cammie (nodding): "Cammie."
Everyone: NO—
Kazu: (I worked at the same video store twice and I can say-)
Val/entina: Wait. Hold on. What happened there?
Kazu: (Now listen, the first time I left on MY terms!)
Val/entina: And the second time?
Kazu: (...The second time I stole a copy of Fight Club and got caught. Which seemed like a very Tyler Durden thing to do, in my defense.)
Val/entina: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but we simply don't have time to hear about Chase’s sordid romantic past.
Cammie: What have you become?
Val/entina: A hero in a time of crisis!

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Val/entina: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Cammie: Heck!
Val/entina: You're on thin fucking ice-
Val/entina: Oh no.
Chase: So there are approximately 200 enemy soldiers in our base… which is a cool thing…
Cammie: Hey, I just had an interesting thought.
Chase: Yeah?
Cammie: Actually, fuck this.