Dekka: this is the worst day ever!
Toto: is it because you have bugs spawning inside your body?
Dekka: no, it's because it's a little humid– YES, IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE BUGS SPAWNING INSIDE MY BODY!
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Dekka: this is the worst day ever!
Toto: is it because you have bugs spawning inside your body?
Dekka: no, it's because it's a little humid– YES, IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE BUGS SPAWNING INSIDE MY BODY!

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Quinn: Astrid gave me a “get better soon” card
Sam: That’s pretty nice of her!
Quinn: I wasn’t sick or anything. She just thought I could do better
Astrid: We don't download films illegally. Because we're honest and hardworking people.
Sam: And we don't know how.
When you turn 18, people are gonna tell you to buy porn or cigarettes just because you can. Fuck that. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.
- brianna (source: tumblr post)
I’m not your gay friend, I’m your gay enemy.
- dekka (source: tumblr post)

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any man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
dekka: Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.
Armo: Behind every great man is a strong woman.
Dekka: Oh, I wouldn't know. I've never stood behind a man.
Astrid: Think you can babysit Pete for the day?
Quinn: Really? Cuz I’m not good with kids.
Astrid: You eat cereal for dinner and your desk is covered in toys.
Sam: Anyone ever tell you you've got anger issues?
Caine: I prefer the term "leadership skills".
Dekka: If you talk to me again, I will drop a mountain on you.
Astrid: You mean figuratively?
Dekka: No, I mean geologically.

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Howard: Kids, there's three ways to do things- the right way, the wrong way, and the Howard way.
Astrid: Isn't that the wrong way?
Howard: Yeah, but faster.
Sanjit: I need to talk to you.
Lana: I'm busy right now working on... this excuse.
Sanjit: *singing* I want to see my little boyyy
Lana: *holding patrick in her arms* here he comes
Sanjit: I want to see my little boyyy
Sinder: [slaps football out of future child's hands] No child of mine is being a jock this is a goth family.
Caine: Drake, I just went in the sitting room and there's blood all over my nice couch.
Drake: Which one? The red one?
Caine: Well it's red now, yes.

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Drake: The other day I dragged a dead body through the hallway. And I noticed there was some dust. Like, I kind of swept the hallway.
Edilio: You're a cool guy, but you're not pulling your weight around here-
Quinn: Oh, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.