Incorrect Dragon Quest Builders

[The Builder and Malroth walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an Aquarium] The Builder: ... What did you think a tiger shark was, Mal?

Malroth: Don’t panic, I have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this New Villager: Don’t you mean tricks? The Builder: No, he doesn’t Malroth, taking dagger out of sleeve: No, I don’t

The Builder: accidentally breaks something Oh geez. The Builder: Kills a monster Holy moly! The Builder: escapes a near death experience Okie Dokie that was intense. Malroth: Just say “fuck” for the love of god. The Builder: The Builder: Fudge.

God!Malroth: you amuse me, human. i'm going to make you mine. The Builder: Like. Like as a partner, or as a pet? God!Malroth: yes.

Babs: I don’t dress the way I do because it’s sexy. Babs: I dress the way I do because it puts queer people at ease and makes bigots wildly uncomfortable.

Malroth: How long does your ideal hug last? The Builder: 30 to 40 minutes. Malroth, already carrying them: That's a bit impractical- The Builder: You said ideal, not realistic

Malroth: Do you want to play 20 Questions? The Builder: Sure! The Builder: Whats your favorite color? Malroth, laser focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

The Builder: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time. Malroth, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

Malroth: I feel that I'm missing something… Builder: appears Malroth, grabbing the Builder: There they are.

Builder: How do I deal with my enemies? Malroth: Kill them Builder: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution Malroth: Kill them only a little?