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Lance: So we're agreed then?

Artha: Yeah! We'll get into The Academy Library, or die trying!

Kitt: I hope you're not about to do something stupid.

Artha: The sign says “No Trespassing” but i’m allergic to the rules.

I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

You know those days where you’re like 'This might as well happen?'

Some people give off a vibe. Right away they’re like “do not fuck with me”. My vibe is more like “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologise to you”

My father will be like “What do you think you’re doing?” But that just means stop.

I’d ask what you’re up to, Moordryd, but then I realised: I don’t care.

Moordryd: Here’s a little advice: I don’t like you.

Artha: Kitt gave me a get better soon card.

Artha: I didn't want to ruin your opinion of me. You guys put me up on a pedestal and think I'm perfect.

Artha: I thought you said this wasn't about winning.

You have the moral backbone of an eclair

Artha: And if Parm were here, I think he’d agree with me.

So… just to confirm, we’re all still definitely not dead.

Kitt: Subtlety is not your strong point, is it?