#incorrectdovessoquotes

Dovey: Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was? Lesso: What? Dovey: The sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.

Stranger: Is that woman annoying you? Clarissa: Yes, but she’s my wife. I signed up for this.

Dovey: Darling, you’ve got that face on again. Lesso: What face? Dovey: The “She’s hot when she’s clever” face. Lesso: This is my normal face. Dovey: Yes it is. Lesso: Oh, shut up. Dovey: Not a chance.

Dovey: Why is your back covered with scratches? Lesso: *flashbacks to her chasing a raccoon after Dovey told her to leave it alone* Lesso: I’m having an affair.

Dovey, to Lesso: Would you like to stay for dinner? Agatha, from another room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!?

Lesso: if there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”? Dovey: “Purghaps”? Emma: *looks into the camera deadpan*

Lesso: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? Dovey: We keep a list. Emma: It’s alphabetized.