Incorrect Dave and Bambi Quotes

This is now officially Incorrect Dave and Bambi Quotes. Our database of mods to pull characters from is as follows:

Dave and Bambi, Golden Apple, Kirby Dave, Strident Crisis, Popcorn Edition, Stadium Edition, Exospheric Corruption, Hortas Edition, Manny Edition, Omelette Edition, 3D Mayhem, Bambisona Mayhem, Diamond Edition, Dimensional Deep End, Below the Surface, Fantrack Madness, Technological Gastronomy, Bambi’s Purgatory, Phobic Funkin, 3D Dead Forest, Random Wees, Occurrence, Psychotic Warden/Asylum, Nullified, Vs. Spooni, Crumb Edition, Ludicrous Edition, Cobalt Edition and Friday Night Chartin.

The person who runs this account has long since left the Dave and Bambi community, so since there is definitively no more quotes or memes to be posted here ever again, here are the Top 20 most-used characters by this blog, as well as how many posts they all had and when their first and last post was

I was able to find enough quotes to last until now

This seems like a much better time to run out of quotes

This has been quite the wild 2023

Expunged: Kind of makes you want to play saxophone.

Tristan: Goodnight, Dad

Dave: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad

Dandi: Explode.

(Exosphere's blender explodes)

Exosphere: Why did you blender explode?

Dandi: The woods.

Wedsen: Teleport to the woods.

Punkay: It's woods time for you.

Bendu: Boyfriend, he's the one trying to destroy Christmas

Boyfriend: Huh? But that would make him evil

Expunged in a Santa outfit: I'm the one with the list here, I decide good and evil. And you're all at the top of my naughty list

Expunged: Conbi, you tried to subjugate the entire 3D world

Conbi: Sins of the father much?

Expunged: R'lyehian, you've completely de-stabilized the space-time continuum with your reckless time-travelling

R'lyehian: That's absurd

(space-time distortion)

R'lyehian: I have no idea what you're talking about, the space-time continuum is fine

(space-time distortion)

Expunged: And you, Stingi…

Expunged: Jesus Christ, I mean, just, wow. There's not enough time in the day, but how about we start with the hole you put in my sleigh

Stingi: Hah, I did hit him

Expunged: And you!

BF: Um...

Expunged: Your ceaseless lust for battle has endangered not only your friends, but the entire world time and time again! You are a danger to the entire universe!

BF: What? That's crazy.

Bendu: Wait, but, what about me?

Expunged: You're actually on the Nice List. Merry Christmas.

(Bendu celebrates)

Dave: Thanks, you two, that’s -

Dave: … Wait. Why are you giving me a peace offering?

Brobgonal and Jambi, chuckling: Sorry. That sounded like a joke