Exactly what it says on the box

Jared: No. Me.

Evan: Okay, I got caught once.

Connor, looking visibly upset: You’re throwing a lot of positive emotions my way, and I don’t know what to do with that.

Connor: That's perfect, you already know your lines.

Connor: Really? Evan, why didn't you tell me? I would've put my book down.

Evan: She could hear me.

Cynthia: Because once when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your keys.

Alana: Oh, it was easy really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal, and followed that.

Jared: Oh, don’t be. You get your hopes up, I knock them down. That’s called teamwork.

Evan

Jared: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Connor: If you keep talking bad about yourself, I am going to physically fight you.

Connor: Why does *anyone* have to be naked??

Connor: Well, I tried to be reasonable.

Connor: I'm not really here, I'm just in your imagination. I mean, let's face it, you do have a very active imagination. One minute, you're walkin' down the street, the next minute, you're in a big musical.