the dark tower

I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?

Eddie Dean: Hey, how much money do you have?

Its true tho

So anyway the yodeling Walmart kid is Jake Chambers

The Man in Black: Jake was counting counting on you.

Roland: I am a gunslinger! the Tower! Kill the man in black! AHHH

Cuthbert Allgood: Question: Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as a dinner guest?

In reference to that last ask: B/c I'm obsessive, I've looked far and wide for an actor I think could portray Roland, and while we all know that nobody would be perfect unless we could bring Michael Whelan's illustrations to life (I wish, right?), I think that Clive Owen would work best out of everyone else I've looked at. Just my two cents :)

What do you think of this Dark Tower cast list that my friend and I came up with? Clint Eastwood's son as Roland, (younger) Leonardo DiCaprio as Eddie, Lupita Nyong'o as Susannah, and Jaeden Leiberher as Jake

You dumbass edgelord. You fucking Hot Topic shopping piece of shit.

Long time no see! Except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis.

Roland Deschain: If I was sick, could I do this?

Roland Deschain: You know, I’ll be your guide.