have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?

gooooood morning! one hour to go!! spoilers may be present after today, depending on how quickly i get through this game, and all will be tagged #veilguardspoilers or #da4 spoilers. any commented tags will also be considered + i’ll be taking a look at the common tags everyone is using before posting anything!! happy launch day, everyone!

Sera, about to hide a snake in Solas' desk: ... No? No, no. You're right. I gotta think bigger. I mean, it's not even poisonous.

Aveline: "No" is a magical word. Here's how it goes: you say, "Aveline, we have this insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help us carry it out?" And I say, "why, NO."

Alistair: I was right.

Sera, from a distance: Just open it.

Inquisitor: I know, Cole.

Cullen: Got it. Forget I asked.

Hawke: And we're in the middle of a conversation! What don't you get about that?!

Inquisitor: Ma'am, that is my emotional support demon.

Morrigan: Die.

Hawke: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

Hawke: Now throw that thought out the window.