Incorrect Quotes of the 2022 Stanley Cup Champions 🎉🏒 @incorrectcoloradoavalanche - Tumblr Blog

Gabe Landeskog: Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world.

#gabe landeskog #colorado avalanche #source: miracle #i'm so incredibly proud of this team #and so incredibly happy #i've cried so many happy tears over the past 8 hours

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Jared Bednar: You were born to be hockey players, every one of you. You were meant to be here tonight. This is your game. Their time is done! It’s over! I'm sick and tired of hearin' about what a great hockey team the Lightning have. Screw ‘em! This is your time!

#jared bednar #colorado avalanche #i know i should've posted this yesterday #still feels relevant though #source: miracle

Erik Johnson: You can say “Have a nice day” and no problem. But you can’t say “Enjoy the next twenty four hours” and not sound vaguely threatening.

Gabe Landeskog: Bro, it's 3am.

#erik johnson #gabe landeskog #source: just shower thoughts

Tyson Jost: I’m bi—

JT Compher: (quietly gasps)

Josty: —lingual. I speak two languages.

Comphy: (disappointedly sips drink)

Josty: I also like guys.

Comphy: (spits out drink)

#tyson jost #jt compher #tyson tuesday #source: unknown

Erik Johnson: So, talk to me, how are we looking?

Tyson Barrie: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying but it's almost effortless.

#erik johnson #tyson barrie #source: brooklyn 99

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Nathan MacKinnon: Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Gabe Landeskog: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Mikko Rantanen: Smad.

#nathan mackinnon #gabe landeskog #mikko rantanen #source: tumblr

Gabe Landeskog: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Erik Johnson: Which one? I can't do both.

#gabe landeskog #erik johnson #source: how i met your mother

Tyson Jost: I can't seem to find my upsexy anywhere.

JT Compher: What's upsexy?

Tyson Jost: Nothing much, how about you?

#tyson jost #jt compher #source: unknown

Cale Makar: Does this make me a bad person?

Erik Johnson: There's not a force in history that could make you a bad person.

#cale makar #erik johnson #source: unknown

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Thank you so much, this is so nice 😄❤️

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Nathan MacKinnon: Tys, can you do me a small favour?

Tyson Barrie: I'd literally kill for you but go on.

#nathan mackinnon #tyson barrie #source: unknown #tyson cares very fiercely

Gabe Landeskog (on the phone): Hello?

Tyson Jost: It's Josty.

Gabe: What did he do this time?

Josty: No, it's me, Josty, it's actually me.

Gabe: What did you do this time?

#gabe landeskog #tyson jost #source: unknown

JT Compher: I like your pants.

Tyson Jost: Thanks, they were 50% off.

JT: I'd like them 100% off.

Alexander Kerfoot: The store can't just give away free stuff.

JT: No, that's not what I...

Kerfy: That's a terrible way to run a business, Compher.

#jt compher #tyson jost #alexander kerfoot #source: unknown

Nathan MacKinnon: I'm sorry that our last game together wasn't our best game ever.

Tyson Barrie: No, don't say that. Every game with you is the best game ever.

#nathan mackinnon #tyson barrie #source: brooklyn 99 #tyson tuesday

are you still doing these? :(

Yeah, I am, I just haven't been all that motivated lately because my last few posts didn't really get a lot of notes and barely any reblogs so I'm not sure how interested people still are in these. I just got a bunch of new followers though so maybe that'll help me find some motivation. I'll try to make some new posts this week 🙂

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For those of you who saw, sorry about the non-incorrect-quotes-posts, I accidentally reblogged them to the wrong blog, they were supposed to go on my main 🙈

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Erik Johnson: Fuck.

Gabe Landeskog: We've got to work on your cursing.

EJ: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

#erik johnson #gabe landeskog #source: scatterpatter's generator

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