Incorrect Club Penguin Quotes

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Herbert: Look at the buns on that guy.

Is this blog dead?

Rookie: “Whoa!” -bag of tortilla chips falls on him- “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla!”

Gary: “Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven, Rookie: Eat my shorts

Rookie: (Oh glory of glories, oh heavenly testimate to the eternal majesty of God’s creation.) HOLY MACARONI!

Gary: *bursts in* Herbert: *SCREAMS* G: Well, whadda ya think, Herb? All it needs is a title. I was thinking along the lines of, “No Inventing and No Coffee Make Gary Something, something.” H: “Goooo Crazy?” G: Don’t mind if I do! AAAABALLABALLA! BALLABALLA! EEH! EH HOO EH HOO EH HOO! VWWWT VWWT VWWWT! HABADADA! *chases him*

Agent: Herbert, is G gonna kill us? Herbert: We’re just gonna have to wait and see.

Rookie: I’m not afraid of ghosts, I’m not afraid of sharks, I’m not afraid of cancer, I’m just afraid of snakes! Where are there arms and legs? It’s not okay!

Herbert: …and that’s when I realized, I didn’t want to do a B&E, I just wanted to kick a door in.

*Aunt Arctic and Gary are test driving a new EPF ride, a large van* Aunt Arctic: Whoo! Gary: What’s wrong? AA: This thing is so big and powerful! I don’t know if I can handle it… *sticks head out window* HEY JENNIFER SLOWPEZ! GET OUTTA THE WAY!

I’m just a little tired. Also, I might be a pimp. -Herbert

Rookie: You know, when you’re a rookie, they can teach you everything about being a cop except how to live with a mistake.

Rookie: Jet Pack Guy! Gary liked my idea! I want that on my tombstone. Seriously, I do.