Mozart: Every odd number has an ‘E’ in it
Kanae: Mozart, Go to sleep. It’s 3 am.
Mozart: thR'EE’–
Kanae: GO TO SLEEP, MOZART.
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@incorrectclassicaloidquotes
Mozart: Every odd number has an ‘E’ in it
Kanae: Mozart, Go to sleep. It’s 3 am.
Mozart: thR'EE’–
Kanae: GO TO SLEEP, MOZART.

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Kanae : Mozart, go put those corn dogs back.
Mozart : *falls to the floor cradling corn dogs* You can't make me do anything!!!
We are excited to announce…
…the zine is finally available for public viewing!
There are three versions for your consideration:
an online album for web viewing with full-res images
a downloadable PDF that’s compact and widely compatible for your portable ClassicaLoid needs (at about 10.5 Mb)
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Thanks to our readers for waiting for the completion of our project and to our artists and writers for all the content you created!
If you enjoy the zine, please use the money you would have spent purchasing it to support the contributors or make a charitable donation to the organization of your choice or our featured charity: Education Through Music inc! They run music education programs for inner-city and under-privileged students. Check out their website and charity navigator page (on which they maintain an A rank for transparency and accountability).
And finally, thank you for your support as we bring this project to a close!
Chopin: Hey, Schubert, have you heard of Yandere Simulator?
Schubert: What’s that..?
sousuke, holding a stick he found on the ground: how do you do, fellow classicaloids?

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Beethoven: That’s ridiculous! Schubert is not in love with me.
Mozart: Yes he is.
Liszt: Yes he is.
Kanae: Yes he is.
Sousuke: Yes he is.
Kyougo (via Pad-kun): Yes he is.
Schubert: Yes I am.
Sousuke: What is Beethoven 5? I never heard of it
Mozart: Is it that goes, uh, *hums Symphony No. 40 in Gm*
Schubert: *to Mozart* I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you.
Schubert: But that doesn’t suggest I don’t respect you.
Beethoven: [coughs violently]
Kanae: Don’t die.
Beethoven: Don’t tell me what to do.
Mozart: Think about it, Kanae. This could be a sign!
Kanae: What if it’s a stop sign, Motz?

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Liszt: Why are you calling me this late?
Bada: I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad.
Liszt: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.
Bada: What? No, it's not-- why would I--
Kyougo: [to Himeka] We're fine! We're all fine!
Kyougo: *whispering* Kanae, go revive your brother.
Mozart: How much money do you have?
Chopin: 69 cents.
Mozart: Ah, you know what that means!
Chopin, tearing up: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Chopin: When coral gets stressed they die. If I was coral I’d be dead.
Sousuke: What is coral stressed about?
Mozart: Current events!
Kanae: GET OUT!
Beethoven: That’s ridiculous! Schubert is not in love with me.
Mozart: Yes he is.
Liszt: Yes he is.
Kanae: Yes he is.
Sousuke: Yes he is.
Kyougo via Pad-kun: Yes he is.
Schubert: Yes I am.

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Mozart: You can trust me!
Kanae: I don’t even trust the way you just now said I could trust you.
Mozart: *looking around in a closet*
Mozart: What should I change into?
Schubert: A better person.