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Valek: alright Janco, how are you going to explain yourself this time?

Janco: I’ll say verbally

Janco: because judging by your expression you might not be in the mood for the rap I’ve prepared

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Janco: it costs like $100 to see a therapist. However, it costs $0 to tell myself, “it really do be like that sometimes”

Yelena: Janco, no-

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Janco: I sleep with a sword under my pillow

Onora: weak, I sleep with a knife

Maren: I sleep in the armory

Yelena: you're all pathetic

Ari: what do you sleep with then?

Yelena: with Valek

Janco: I just had a thought.

Onora: Your mother would be proud.

(source: mtv screams)

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Janco: do you like Yelena?

Valek: what? No, I would never.

Janco: So you don’t mind if I set him up-

Valek: I will kill you with my bare hands

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Valek, grabbing Janco by the shirt: SAY YOU’RE SORRY

Janco: I’M SORRY

Valek: WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR

Janco, sobbing: SAYING YOU’RE AGGRESSIVE

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this is canon I can’t cope

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Yelena: you know, you can solve your problems withou violence

Valek: okay but consider: I’m really, really good at violence

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Yes he is 🤧

Yelena: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Janco: -grabs the bottle and chugs- It's perfume.

(Source: John Mulaney)

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Irys: What's your preferred study method?

Yelena: Coffee and tears.

(Source: One Day At A Time)

#chronicles of ixia #32

Janco: -hurts his ankle-

Yelena: Can you walk?

Janco: Yeah.

Janco: -takes a step-

Janco: AAAAH

Janco: ...

Janco: It's fine.

(Source: One Day At A Time)

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Ambrose: I just don’t think you can do this one.

Valek: I mean, I’ve been an assassin for a while s-

Ambrose: -hands him a picture of a dog-

Valek: Get that shit out of here! You’re right!

(Source: Vine)

#chronicles of ixia #5

Valek: I know 200 ways to kill a man. Janco: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, the blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have eat their way through his face. Valek: 201.

(Source: Duckman)

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Leif: “I have a plan.”

Yelena: “Is it a good plan?”

Leif: “Probably not.”

(Source: Unknown)

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Maren: Janco, you disgust me. Janco: Ah, so you’ve discussed me.

(Source: Hamilton)

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Oh, this is my husband, Valek. Nice hair, clever, and has his own Sword. And unlike me, he really doesn’t mind stabbing people. I shouldn’t like that. Kinda do, a bit.

Yelena Zaltana

(Source: Doctor Who)

#chronicles of ixia #30

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Onora: You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to a point of near delusion. Janco: Janco: ... She called me cute.

(Source: Community)

#chronicles of ixia #32

Janco: From now on we go by code names. You will address me as “Eagle 1″. Janco: Maren. Codename: “Been There Done That”. Janco: Onora is “Currently Doing That”. Janco: Valek is “It Happened Once In A Dream”. Janco: Ari. Codename: “If I Had To Pick A Dude”. Janco: Yelena is “Eagle 2″ Yelena: Oh thank God.

(Source: Parks and Recreation)

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