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B: ... *avoiding eye contact*

B, quietly: inside me..

A: YOU ATE IT?!!

B: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

B, trying to cheer up A: Hey, you know what might help the situation?

A, raises an eyebrow: Really? Right now?

B: I meant.. going out for a few pizzas. Where’s your mind?

A: …

A: I am glaring. There is a difference.

B: i don’t even love you now

A: :’(

B: I am..intensely.

B: *forgets to move fast enough*

C: *falls in the river*

C, dramatically: SAVE ME B, IM DROWNING IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

A, genuinely concerned: C ARE YOU OKAY??

B: you know you can swim, C.

C, floating dramatically: IM DROWNING IN HEARTACHE

yup its all good lol you dont need to credit me and thats fine but if you do ill just be interested in where it ends up lol

B: Oh really? Who did you get?

A, staring: …

B, later: [accidentally hits C with their car]

C: You hit me with your car.

B: Because I barely know you?

A: And you’re sure its not…

C: It’s not a tie.