incorrect bts

jungkook: *hugs jimin*

jimin: no, after you

taehyung: i insist, after you

jungkook: what?

jungkook: hyung, no it's not

taehyung: yes it i-

jungkook: i am not going to let you jump off a building with those dollar store fairy wings because you think you'll fly

taehyung: have you tried it?

jungkook: no becau-

taehyung: HA SEEE, you don't know until you try

jungkook: i'm not lettin-

seokjin, sarcastically: heaven

jungkook: oh...

jungkook:

jungkook: *snorts*

yoongi: yeah, break their bones, they have 206

hueningkai: to respect my hyungs! ^-^

jungkook:

*five minutes later*

jimin: it was taehyung

jungkook: it was taehyung

taehyung: it was taehyung

everyone:

yoongi: if i go outside and all our mugs are on our front lawn i'm going to kill you

jimin: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

yoongi: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

jimin: but i heard a siren

namjoon: that was hoseok

jungkook: i will put my "a" down to make "a"

hoseok: i will add onto your "a" to make "at"

taehyung: i will add onto your "at" to make "rat"

namjoon: i will add onto your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic"

seokjin:

jimin: you're not even gonna say "bless you"?