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Rian: Well, usually, that's whoever yells the loudest.
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Brian: Uh, excuse me, who's in charge here?
Rian: Well, usually, that's whoever yells the loudest.

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Zack: Hey, does anyone have any cologne? Jack?
Jack: No. Rian and Alex won’t let me have cologne until I learn how to be responsible with it.
Alex: Is the equipment secure?
Rian: Check.
Alex: Is everyone ready to go on stage?
Rian: Check.
Alex: Did you have breakfast?
Rian: No-that’s not on the checklist, Al.
Alex: I know. I added it because I care about you. Check your pocket.
Rian: Hey there’s chocolate chips in here!
Alex: I may not be the smartest man alive, but I do known how to get my best friend to eat his breakfast.
Rian: Is that Lisa's shirt?
Alex: No, it’s unisex.
Rian: Okay maybe YOU need sex, but I certainly don’t
Alex: No, Ri, I mean "U-N-I" sex.
Rian: Okay, well I can't say no to that.
What are all the ship names of All Time Low
whewww ok, buckle up dude:
lisex (alex and lisa, his wife, duh)
jalex (jack and alex)
rilex (rian and alex)
merrikat (zack and jack)
zian (zack and rian)
taylex (tay jardine and alex) (you didn’t hear it from me, but psss tay deserves better)
also there’s one where people ship all of them?? together?? some of y’all r weird.

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Alex: We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other. Alex: This isn't a cute relationship post. "We" are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now.
Are you ok, you haven't been active in a while??
i spent two weeks in the hospital in august and left with a lupus diagnosis, so i’ve just been trying to get everything sorted out since then. there’s a bunch of doctor appointments i have and i’ve really never been sick before so it’s been an adventure. i’ve just been spending time with my family and my boyfriend since then. you never know how fast stuff can change. although my diagnosis isn’t deadly, it still affects my health and sometimes i just feel really crappy. also junior year just sucks lmao. finally feeling more like myself after four months, though!! thank you for checking up on me!! it means a lot :)
Rian: Jack is like all of your happiness in your life time and times it by 10.
Zack: 0 times 10 is still 0.
Rian: are you ok?
Jack: *huffing and walking out of the aquarian dejectedly*
Rian: Well what did you think a swordfish was, Jack?
Rian: Hey Jack-
Jack: Andie used to call me that.
Alex: ...
Rian: ...
Zack:
Zack: Because it’s your fucking name.

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Can we agree on: Zack @ the rest of the band: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing The rest of the band: bUtCHa DIdnT
yo i’m high off my ass rn and i scream laughed
Jack: *walks out of the aquarium disappointedly*
Rian: What did you think a seahorse was, Jack?
Rian: That goes against my moral compass.
Zack: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel, Rian.
Lisa: Hey Jack, were me and Alex expecting you?
Jack: You should be.
Zack: Hush I’m calling my mom.
Jack, jokingly: CAN YOU PLEASE PASS THE BLUNT?
Alex, whispering to Rian: What’s a blunt?

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Fireman: Ok, so we extinguished the house fire.
Jack: Did you bring the Dalmatian?
Fireman: What? we just saved your life.
Jack: Where’s the dog?
Zack: One day I’m gonna say the F-word. Then you’ll all be sorry.
so no one was gonna tell me i wrote “i’m gonna DAY” instead of say originally? y’all were just gonna let me be portrayed as illiterate like that? smh