Alex: WARDEN CROSS? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WARDEN CROSS GOD DAMN FOOL BLACKSUIT COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT WARDEN OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WARDEN CROSS I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP WHEEZERS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN GENPOP NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME if i wanted to get into heaven and god said warden cross is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with warden cross speaking one word in person on voice in Lockdown In Lockdown not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to reread the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects beserkers but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had alfred make him kill a man cuz if he didnt im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateWardenCross last accident not even about him. vaguely saw what is supposed to maybe be his weird office desk and i lost it where the fuck is warden cross if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch cross and his sad frail old man nectar bones will simple flake apart under my epic huge sword fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final creepy office desk he kept on him at all times simply carved with Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when cross dies or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true prison running freaks
