incorrect victorious quotes

OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION

tori would like waitress don’t even try to tell me she wouldn’t.

cat’s would be six.

trina would like mamma mia because BOPS!

jade’s favorite would be rent because she has taste but also maybe into the woods

andre would really like the last five years because it’s really good musically and the story is sad but in the way that makes you think

robbie’s is dear evan hansen. it just has to be.

beck: so a vampire?

jade: i’m not a vampire, i have blood.

beck: is it your blood?

jade: it is blood, yes.

beck: is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

tori, running into the room: what’s wrong, andre?!

trina: why are you only asking andre?! we’re all screaming!

andre: *points to robbie* no video games for you.

andre: *points to cat* no baking for you.

andre: *points to tori* no music for you.

andre: and… *looks at jade* ...is there anything that you love?

jade: revenge.

andre: no vengeance for you.

beck: what?

trina: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

robbie: i think you mean cards.

beck: she did not.

beck: it’s definitely your birthday

jade: it’s not, give me a calendar and i’ll prove—

jade:

trina: like what? charming? devastatingly beautiful? genius? you’ll have to be more specific.

robbie: i don’t know, let’s -

beck: would you stop with the dalmatians already?

cat: i'm just saying. it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat.

beck: you did WHAT???

jade: shit.

andre: wait three?