incorrect transformers prime

megatron:

megatron, loudly: i sure hope nobody stabs me right now because i was planning on making cookies later

starscream:

soundwave, standing there with a bouquet of flowers: so is that a yes to the date?

starscream:

soundwave:

starscream: *shoots soundwave with his cupids bow*

wheeljack:

bulkhead:

arcee:

smokescreen:

ultra magnus:

dreadwing: yes! the first valentine’s day i have something scheduled!

knock out: yay! what is it?

dreadwing: dentist appointment at three!

fowler: you're not in trouble. i just need to know if i have to lie to the police again or not

you’re gonna have to lie babe

megatron: in the club evildoing

my new catchphrase

[everyone puts their hands up]

miko, already going mad with power: one hop this time!

TWO HOPS TWO HOPS

Optimus:

Optimus, blushing: "Ratchet please. There are humans."

Do what you want with this idea

i think we all know where that goes from there…ratchet gets grounded

breakdown:

wheeljack: *combusts*

optimus: that’s one way to do it

bumblebee: *starts crying cutely*

optimus: let’s keep the ideas moving people

bulkhead, tapping his leg: for you *hands him miko*

megatron, eating toast: WHAT-how can it, I DONT BELIEVE, i can’t-

*later*

*megatron in a straight jacket being held down*

soundwave: i don’t know doctor, i think it might have actually been real butter

Breakdown, who's in his bot mode with just a wig and sunglasses on: "what about this one?" Picks up generic brand

Knockout: "YOU WANT TO PUT CHEAP CRAP ON ME?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"

HOW DARE YOU BREAKDOWN

ratchet, making synth-en: i'm sure it's legal somewhere.

…false