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Bennett: When I was a kid, Kaeya told me that the paper strips in chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them for a year.

Fischl: Forsooth, they art!

Bennett: For real?!

Fischl: Why wouldst thou fall for that a second time?

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Zhongli, after three minutes of silence: You don’t have to use the chopsticks just to impress me.

Childe, trying to pick up his drink: I can do it.

#zhongli #childe

Childe: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside on the street and thought about returning it, but the owner lived outside of the city so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Zhongli: Okay, that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

#childe #zhongli #source: the good place

Jean: You have to apologize to Kaeya.

Diluc: Fine. Un-fuck you or whatever.

#jean #kaeya #diluc #source: unknown

Bennett: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.

Barbara: What's the first?

Bennett: It’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.

#bennett #barbara #source: incorrectquotesideas

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Zhongli: Are you drunk?

Venti: Is drunk when your body is a marshmallow and your head feels like a bowling ball?

#source: the librarians #zhongli #venti

Kaeya: How would you and Paimon like to do something for money?

Traveler: Can we have some details first?

#kaeya #traveler #source: victorious

Childe: How much blood do you have to lose before you can't get a boner?

Scaramouche: What kind of life do you live?

#childe #scaramouche #source: unknown #maybe yahoo answers?

Diluc: Halt, traveler! You must solve our riddle to continue!

Kaeya: Here we go...

Diluc: One of us only tells the truth, and the other only tells LIES!

Kaeya: Archons, Diluc, I said I was sorry!

#diluc #kaeya

Bennett: When I was a kid, Kaeya told me that the paper strips in chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them for a year.

Fischl: Forsooth, they art!

Bennett: For real?!

Fischl: Why wouldst thou fall for that a second time?

#bennett #fischl #kaeya #source: twitter

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Zhongli: Did you have a good sleep?

Venti: If a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a great sleep!

#venti #zhongli #source: texts from last night

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Childe: I came out here to attack people and honestly I’m having such a good time right now.

#childe

Zhongli to Azhdaha: You have chubby cheeks so that your body can absorb shock. I structured your DNA that way.

#zhongli #azhdaha

Venti: Maybe I'll see you again!

Xiao: I'd rather shit a knife.

#venti #xiao #source: texts from last night

Kaeya: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.

Albedo: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Kaeya: You know, when you play along with the robot jokes, it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them.

Albedo: Yes, I know.

#kaeya #albedo

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Ganyu: Rex Lapis! I have bad news!

Zhongli: There is no bad news or good news, only news.

Ganyu: Xiao has gone missing!

Zhongli: ... that is bad news.

#zhongli #ganyu #xiao #source: kung fu panda

Diluc: Kaeya, are you alright?

Kaeya: I think so.

Diluc: Well you don't deserve to be!

#kaeya #diluc

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