Incorrect The Earth is Online Quotes

Tang Mo: If you were in a hurry, you could have killed me in the cornfield.

Bai Ruoyao: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Fu Wenduo does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Fu Wenduo: Hey, I’ve seen worse.

[at the New Year’s eve party]

Bai Ruoyao: The only time you seem honest is when you’re insulting someone!

Tang Mo, at some point in the future: Ten years ago today, I married Bai Ruoyao.

Fu Wenduo, stroking Tang Mo's head: You’re so tiny and adorable.

Tang Mo, drunk: [points at Fu Wenduo] That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Bai Ruoyao: An outsider might be tempted to say that it sucks to be me, but that’s a common mistake.

Bai Ruoyao, storming in: Your husband is bonkers!

Bai Ruoyao: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Fu Wenduo: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Tang Mo: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Bai Ruoyao: Tang Mo, you’re the only one that understands me.

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.