Welcome my darlings

The Savior: [to Eli] You’re the face I saw when murder entered my heart. This is your doing.

Adelaide Callaghan: “Sit up straight,” how dare you? I’ll sit as gay as I please.

Eli: I’m dealing with my shit the way I’m dealing with it. Are my methods unhealthy? Yes. Are they effective? No. Am I going to change what I’m doing? No.

Eli: I recently joined the 2 step program. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is ignoring it.

Dr. Weissman: I don't want to say I'm getting old, but I just threw my back out throwing my shoulder out.

Judas Blackthorne: Life always surprises you because at every stage of it you’re like “There’s nothing worse than this,” but then surprise, there is.

Wyatt Whaley: I'm mad as hell and I'm gonna take because my options are limited!!!!!!

Wyatt Whaley: It may come as a surprise, but if I’m being honest, there are nights when I’m simply not in the mood to be held at knifepoint.

Judas Blackthorne: Sometimes I’m intuitive & other times it takes me 6 years to realize someone has been manipulating me & then I have to tell them to stop that.

Wyatt Whaley: What kind of weird, creepy family says, “I love you,” to each other?

Nora Edmund: I’ll rest my bitch face when I’m dead.

Bear: I am a complex man with complex emotions like, “tired” and, “food” and even the rarer third emotion, “gun.”

Addie: Behind every great man is me rolling my eyes and doing the jerkoff motion.

Silver Shot: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things I saw coming.