They're incorrect a lot too but this isn't what this blog's abou

Memnock: Don't antagonize the local law enforcement.

Tyler: Um, I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... how do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?

Tyler: [screams]

Tyler: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Roach: It costs nothing to be kind!

"Fuuuuck that is my circus. Are those...? yep... those are my monkeys..... goddammit."

"I am going to get a good grade in child soldiering, a thing that is both normal to want and possible to achieve"

XR4Ti: I've come here because I've grown to like you more in your absence, and because, as it turns out, your life is still in danger.

"Ha-ha! Can you feel it?! You guys, do you feel this?! Our origin story begins! WE'RE GONNA BE SUPERHEROES!"

Count Venamus: I brought you here, Roach, because I crave the deadliest game...

Shope: Wha- are you yawning??

Roach: Nooo! My favorite pizzeria closed down!

Kevin & Roach: *both carrying handfuls of soda*

Shope: I may seem like an asshole.