Incorrect SJtR Quotes

Thomas: I mean, why else would Dr Wadsworth have acted like such a B-I-T-C-H?

Audrey Rose: I will not hesitate to strangle you.

Audrey Rose: *Breathes*

Thomas: some people are like slinkies

Thomas, holding a large cardboard box: what would you do if I came back with 6 cats

Audrey Rose: Don’t say a word.

Thomas having gone three days without sleep: what if i made coffee with more coffee instead of water?

Mephistopheles, taking off a mask to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret mask underneath: Does this answer your question?

Thomas @ Mephistopheles: when I first met you, I did not like you.

Liza: He's so immature sometimes.

Daciana, looking at a Illeana: Wow, she’s so pretty.

Thomas,passing Dr Wadsworth: Good morning, parental figure.

Thomas: I’m making an official documentary on my life. Dr Wadsworth sir, I think you should play my father.

*Audrey Rose and Thomas walking into an trap*

Daciana: Ever since Thomas learned about "stan language" he's been going around the place talking as if he's on twitter.

Liza to Thomas: I dare you-