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Kukui: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much it's hard to keep track.

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Ash: He's a bad guy, right?
Kukui: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much it's hard to keep track.

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Gladion: The world is so terrible. It really makes you wonder who you can trust.
Kukui: Yourself?
Gladion, scoffing: No.
Ash: Bigfoot but fully shaved.
Kukui: Mr. Clean.
Lillie: This is the reason I have anxiety.
Ash: I'm not at my best with exams and stuff.
Kukui: What are you at your best at?
Ash: Uh... probably crazy golf.
Ash: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.
Ash: One, two, three.
Kukui:
Ash:
Ash: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Kukui: How much do you know about Ancient Egypt?
Ash: Lots! Pyramids, pharaohs...
Kukui: Yes, go on.
Ash: ...Didn't they invent dogs or something?
Kukui: What on Earth are you doing?
Ash: ...I'm making a cake.
Kukui: Are you? Right. Out of... mud and gravel.
Ash: Chocolate mousse. We had six individual chocolate mousses left over. I thought it I kind of ground up these amaretto biscuits in them and then put it in a dish on top of the toasted sandwich maker, it would make a sort of...
Kukui: Ah. It didn't though, did it?
Ash: No.
Kukui: Lana, you don't bring knives to a game night. Who does that?
Lana: The prepared.
Ash: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?" is a great question. Probably the best question ever asked.
Kukui: He'd explode and die because there's not oxygen on the moon.
Burnet: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.
Kukui: Apologise to Ash.
Gladion: Fine.
Gladion: Un-fuck you, or whatever.

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Kukui: I need you to identify the deceased.
Ash, nodding: My guess is it's the dude under the sheet.
Kukui: Why are you two here?
Ash: I'm here to help!
Gladion: I'm here to make things worse.
Ash: Later I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop.
Kukui: Ash!
Ash: What? He stabbed me first!
Kukui: I am at a loss for words!
Ash, narrating: Despite being lost for words, the professor proceeded to yell at me for the next ten minutes.
Kukui: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Lana: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.

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Ash: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Kukui: Ash, it's four AM.
Ash: So you can't sleep, huh?
Ash: ...Is it because of the blanket?
Ash: [gets a paper cut]
Kukui, under his breath: God, world, hasn't he fucking suffered enough?