they’re canon, trust me

Futaba: Awkward sibling hug.

*Ren and Futaba hug*

Akira: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me…

Sojiro: What. Did you do?

Akira: Okay, first, I was minding my own business–

Sojiro: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Akechi: Your hubris will be your downfall.

Makoto: Violently study.

Morgana: Violently sleep.

Yusuke: Violently eat.

Akechi: Violently murder people.

Makoto: Explain.

Akira: Eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful.

Akechi: You know you would have a lifespan of about a week right?

Makoto:“ryuji take out the aluminum foil your gonna ruin the microwave*

Ryuji:"okayyy”*turns on microwave anyway*

*microwave starts breaking*

Ryuji:“makoto the microwave making a noise”

Makoto:“Godammit ryuji I told you to take the foil ou-

*house explodes*

Makoto:*looking at burning house**Screams*

Ryuuji yawns.

Akechi: Skull, are you yawning in the middle of my plan?

Ryuuji: I stopped listening after you said, “Here’s the plan.”

Joker: Yeah, not winging it isn’t really what they do.

Akechi: What is it that you do?

Futaba: Kick names. Take ass.

Akira: Sure, what else would I consider you?

Yusuke: Explains how you bring light to everything around you too!

Ryuji: N- No… it’s a mosquito bite.