Incorrect One Chicago Quotes

Terry: I’m in between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat captain america” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger.”

Curry: Probably “road work ahead.”

Natalie: Sure.

Will: Can I tell him I miss him?

Natalie: Maybe, if he asks.

Will: Can I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our 3 cats and 4 dogs?

Natalie:

Mouse: They do.

Severide: I’ll apologize to you in hell!

Casey: ...

Maggie: Sure.

Connor: It's called "Connor or Kol." I tell you things Will's said recently. You guess if he was speaking to me or our dog.

Maggie: That shouldn't be that hard-

Connor: Quote number one: "I would die for you."

Will: Why?

Jay: Because I need it.

Will: Why?

Jay: Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first, so I need that bed.

Will: So you're saying that you want me to get murdered first?! In front of you? And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?!

Jay: Uh, sort of, that was the plan, yeah. I need that bed! I need it, so.

Will: You know what,Jay?! You get murdered first for once!

Hailey, whispering to Jay: I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.

Voight: Upton! Halstead!

Jay: Sorry, I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him.

Voight: Yes, but when was that?

Sylvie: I think so. 

Jimmy: Don’t have sex with it. It’ll eat you afterwards.

Dawson, sarcastically: Good call. It was looking at me all seductive like.

Roman: Relax, Burgess. It's our day off. She has no authority over us on our days off. She has no right to question us, and, if she tries to, I'll tell her as much.

Platt: Morning.

Burgess: Morning, Sgt. Platt.

Platt: Why are you two out on your own?

Roman: I'm not really sure that's–

Platt: Speak up.

Roman: I'm not really sure that's any of your business.

Platt:

Roman:

Platt: I'm going to assume that was an ill-judged attempt at humour, Officer Roman.

Voight: Don’t kill them.

Curry: Basically, yeah.

Lanik: Oh well, what did he say?

Curry: He told me to come back to him once I had a clearer idea of what my plan was.

Lanik: And then he told you it was a failure?

Curry: Well no, not like that. Not exactly.

Lanik: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure out when he called your plan a failure.

Curry: Okay, maybe he didn't call my plan a failure...but it was insinuated.

Lanik: Okay. So you know that I think your plan is a good idea, and you know that I mean that, because I'm incapable of faking sincerity. I'm also just incapable of sincerity in general.

Curry: Okay, you know what, I'm going through it right now, and I actually think that I might've been the one that insinuated that my plan was a failure.