Thats NOT What She Said

Maura: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Jane: Overslept?

Jack: Peggy is the scariest thing I could think of.

Asami: No.

Korra: Why not?

Asami: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “pet”, and we already have fifteen of those.

Daisy: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Simmons, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Simmons: You're a bad influence.

Moiraine: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Booth: We really need to be better about our language around the kids.

Brennan: Why?

Christine snuggles down on the couch with a blanket: *whispers* This is cozy as fuck.

Wednesday: Where? No

Kara: It smells like henway in here.

Alex:

Kara: Alex.

Kara, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Alex *sigh*

Alex: What's a henway?

Daisy: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Simmons: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Daisy: And small.

Simmons:

Steve: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Natasha: Isn't Tony there?

Castle: For the dogs.

Beckett: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?