Dec 10, 2025
Wednesday: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Enid: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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Wednesday: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Enid: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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Wanda: What’s the worst that could happen? Strange: *glaring* Stop saying that.
(In the Avengers complex)
Peter excited enters the room: Hey gays, do you want to know a bizarre curiosity?
Yelena bored: More nerd stuff.
Kate smiling: What did you discover this time king of nerds?
Peter: It looks like I have a lookalike...
Yelena: But isn't this already scientifically proven?
Peter: Yes, but here comes the plot twist. My lookalike is dating MJ's lookalike too.
Peter: It seems that their name is Tom Holland and Zendaya.
Kate: Okay, that's bizarre.
Yelena: Could be that our lookalikes also date just like us?
Kate: Yes. It is chemically impossible us not to be attracted to each other-
Peter looking at cell phone: No, Florence and Hailee don't date, and it looks like they're not a lesbian.
Yelena ugly face: Flo-what?
Kate: NOT A LESBIAN?
Agnes: So you’re dating Enid?
Wednesday: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.
Agnes: That’s literally a wedding ring.
Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Enid: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Enid: Oh my god, you have Wednesday.
*Meanwhile, Wednesday’s chilling in the basement, having the time of her life while she bullies a full grown man*
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*Some AU where Wednesday keeps her phone*
Enid *texting*: Hey
Enid *texting*: You are such a horror
Wednesday *texting*: Thanks🖤
Enid *texting*: *hottie
Enid *texting*: OMG I’m sorry I meant hottie
Wednesday *texting*: No you had it right the first time
Walker: Are we really going to let Yelena keep Bob?
Ava: We kept you.
*At some point when they’re first together, probably*
Rio: Agatha, when’s your birthday?
Agatha: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
Rio: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.