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(dividers by @/sister-lucifer ^_^)

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hai!! im mod zoot and this is an incorrect quotes blog themed around the electric mayhem from the muppets!!

blog is run by an adult, there might be suggestive posts occasionally but everything will be tagged accordingly

submissions r open! i dont rlly have a lot of rules for submissions jus make them electric mayhem related and include the source (if u made it up thats also cool)

i dont rlly have a dni either but if i dont like u or u make me uncomfortable ill jus block u, jus dont be a dick plz

uh idk if ur unsure about smthn jus ask ^_^ have fun mayheads!!

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Janice: Pictures of cats and the birdies outside the Shack!

Floyd: [Looking at his phone] Last thing she messaged me was ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP’ at 3 o’ clock in the morning lastnight.

Lips: Also ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP’.

Janice: The occasional rambling that makes me wonder if I need to perform an exorcism through the phone but other than that..

Zoot: Which fireman is on the cover of Floyd’s fireman calendar every month. Oh, and reminders.

Dr. Teeth: ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT’. C-U-N-T. Cunt. As in cunt. As in-

Animal: BUNNIES.

Penny: Pleas for forgiveness.

Hannah: ‘I really did it this time, Hann.’

JJ: For the past 100 days, she’s been sending me a countdown. [Gets a notification on his phone] Oh. I’m at ‘3’.

Dr. Teeth: [Crawls in through the window] HEY! Wanna play some board games?!

Everyone: AAAAAAHH!

Floyd: [Throws shaving cream at his face]

Dr. Teeth: Let’s play Mom & Pop-oly!

Animal: Let’s play Kidz-bopoly! … [Whacks himself on the head]

Zoot: How about Mopoly!

Janice: How about Barbara Walters-opoly?

Lips: OOOH YEAH let’s play cream of the crop-oly!

Dr. Teeth: [Sits down] Let’s make this happen before I start crappin’! I’m Shrek!

Floyd: I’m Woody!

Lips: I’m Aladeen!

Animal: [Coughs up a piece of plastic]

Zoot: I’m a tiny Monopoly board!

Dr. Teeth: [Rolls the dice]

Floyd: YOU GOT A ONE WITH TWO DICE?

Animal: [Walks over and pushes Zoot out of his chair and sits in it] Do you want to buy Mediterranean Avenue?

Dr. Teeth: 😓😓😓

Lips: [Rolls the dice] CHANCE! [Picks up a card] YOU ARE THE FATHER!

[Everybody screams and flips the table]

Janice: WE ALL LANDED ON THE SAME SPOT!

Floyd: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

[Music plays]

Janice: We’re going to throw all of our important life documents into the trash from across the room!

Dr. Teeth: My liberal arts diploma! DIPLOMA!

Floyd: My birth certificate! CERTIFICATE!

Lips: My social security card! SOCIAL SECURITY!

Zoot: And I’ve got- [Pain] MY LEFT KIDNEY!

[Back at the game board]

Animal: F-F-F-F-FREEEEE PARKIIIING!

Dr. Teeth: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Animal: [Breaks the window in Moog’s car and carjacks it]

Lips: YOU BOYS WANT A COLD ONE?! [Shakes the dice in a cocktail mixer bottle]

Dr. Teeth: Railroad! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

Lips: [Gets teleported in front of a train] AAA-

Zoot: [Puts the dice in a blender and throws the dust onto the board] I landed in jail.

Dr. Teeth: [Grabs him by the shirt] YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?

[Floyd and Lips start arm wrestling, Animal is playing the knife game, Janice is betting on Floyd]

Lips: [Lifting weights] I HAVEN’T SEEN MY FAMILY IN 5 YEARS!

Zoot: [Lands on a skittle] There’s a skittle where my hotel is supposed to be.. where’s my hotel?!

Animal: [Eating a bag of skittles]

Floyd: [Having an asthma attack]

Lips: INCOME TAX!

Janice: Did you make any big purchases last year?

Lips: Well, I bought a horse!

Zoot: [Is wearing a horse mask]

Lips: [Slaps Zoot]

Floyd: [Rolling Teeth’s dice] I’ll roll for you!

Dr. Teeth: Don’t touch another man’s cubes.

Floyd: [Spitting out water] WATERWORKS?

[Floyd and Teeth get water poured over them]

Lips: YOU OWE ME $500!

Zoot: I wanna go home.

Dr. Teeth: Now wait a FULL minute!

[One full minute later]

Dr. Teeth: This isn’t a Monopoly board… [Takes the label off]

Janice: THIS IS A OUIJA BOARD!

Dr. Teeth: I’ve done a lot of thinking about it, and I gotta tell ya… IT’S TO DIE FOR!

Zoot: Throw me with the heavy weight of.. the clown that haunts your past.

Floyd: Uhhh…!

Dr. Teeth: My past was haunted by CRIPPLING LONELINESS AND IMPOSTER SYNDROME!

Floyd: Lips, just hold on. Teeth is tellin’ one of his dark backstories again…

Lips: He always seems to be doin’ that.

Floyd: Oh, how many origins can one clown have?!

Lips: Until you punch a guy, you really never know what he’s gone through.

Floyd: Yeah, y’know…

Lips: Frankly, not that great a transgression if we were gonna be honest. I mean… you didn’t mean to do it…

Floyd: I mean I DIDN’T MEAN to do it!

Lips: It wasn’t intentional! Right?

Floyd: Yeah!

Lips: I mean you DID MEAN to feed him to the Swifties at the Minecraft Concert, but—

Floyd: WHA- HE HAD THAT FIT! WHAT WERE WE GONNA DO? JUST LEAVE HIM IN THE GRASS??? TICKET SALES WOULD PLUMMET! WE’D HAVE TO START CHARGIN’ DOUBLE FOR ICE!

Lips: Corpses ain’t good for business! Right, Floyd?!

Floyd: Heh heh, YEAH!

Dr. Teeth: …

Janice: …

Lips: …

Animal: …

Zoot: …

JJ: You’re a shitty doctor!

Dr. Teeth: ..I’m-

Animal: Congratulations!

Janice: After pride month, all gays must return to Mother Earth.

Lips: AAAAAAAAHHHH- [Fades away]

Janice: I knew you’d get owned, gay spaghetti chef, but I didn’t know you’d get owned so hard…

[Janice starts to fade away]

JJ: Yeah! I’m the bunny man!

Animal: No! [Pointing behind him] Bunny man!

JJ: Wha-

Springtrap: [Grabbing JJ’s shoulder] Hello, Henry.

Dr. Teeth: Whenever my mama and daddy had me do extractions in the dental practice, I would keep the teeth and eat ‘em later when I got home.

Janice: …..

Zoot: I-

Lips: Bup bup bup! If it happens outside of work, we DON’T owe her an explanation!

Moog: MY FACE!

Dr. Teeth: MOOG!