Incorrect Mass Effect Quotes

Wrex: I’m gonna kill them all. That oughta distract them.

Jack: What a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

Garrus: What have you heard? That bad guys would rather confess than be interrogated by them? That their steely gaze can cool a room by five degrees? That they can only be killed with a silver bullet, like a werewolf? They're all true, except for the silver bullet part. It might give them indigestion or heartburn, but I don't think it'd kill them.

Jack: Get ready for a rock in the eye, bro!

Traynor: Oh my god, is that what that means

Kaidan, visibly proud: For your ponytail!

Traynor: I mean us, we are going to die!

Shepard: No I'm just humming a little song called 'ouch'

Liara, Two Moments Later: Tali, it was so bad. It was so bad, Tali.

Joker, turns his comm off:

Shepard: That wasn't a metaphor, guys. Go get some big guns!

Miranda: Let's stop talking for a little while.

Peebee: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

Tali: But apparently he doesn’t know they’re supposed to say things like “kick me”, so instead they have trivia about various intergalactic animals on them.

Shepard: And yes, that’s a threat.

Jack: What? No, I’m gonna eat them in front of her.