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By the way I don't post on this blog anymore but I still do kid icarus stuff on @occasional-pyrrhon so to anyone still following or ppl who come across this blog check that out I draw him every second of every day becase I have autism n adhd
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Hades: See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh!
Palutena: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.
Pit: Wait, thereâs an application to join the underworld?Â
Red Hewdraw: Of course!
Blue Hewdraw: Anyone can become a villain for the low, low price of 49.99 a month!
Pit:Â ...so, there's no skill requirement to enlist...
Purple Hewdraw: WHATâSÂ THATÂ SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Pit, panicked: N-nothing! I just thought that seemed like a pretty lofty membership fee!
Red Hewdraw: I KNOW, RIGHT!? ITâS MORE THAN MY ENTIRE ALLOWANCE!!!
Palutena: Cheer up, Pit! At least youâre not on fire!
Pit: âŚThatâs the best compliment you could come up with?
Underworld Game Night
Medusa, reading a pamphlet: âFollow these rules to keep the game fun.â
Medusa: âNumber 1: treat others how you want to be treated.â
Medusa: Hey Hades?
Hades: Hm?
Medusa: Fuck you.
Hades: Suck my dick.
Medusa: *checks Number 1 off the list*
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Pit: I donât know if I can survive this, Palutena!
Palutena: Listen, Pit. If you die...
Palutena: âŚ
Pit: âŚ
Palutena: âŚAlright, good luck!
Pandora: You see, it occurred to me that what I should REALLY be doing is fighting fire with fire. And by "fire", I mean Pit. And by "fire", I ALSO mean Pit.
Pandora: It occurred to me while I was on fire.
Hades: New Years eve, New Yearâs me.
Hades:Â *Throws a slice of cheese at Pitâs head*Â Ha, gottem!
Viridi: Question: How will you spend your Christmas vacation?
Magnus: Iâm going to get drunk every night because of my broken heart.
Palutena: Iâm going to catch up on tiddle de winks, ping pong and parcheesi.
Pandora: Catch up on sleep and make whoopee.
Arlon: Iâm going to have company over (its quite all right and proper).
Pit: I intend to vegetate.
Dark Pit: I am going straight to hell and not come back.
Hades:Â *drinking something from a bottle*
Pyrrhon: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Hades: Itâs not water.
Pyrrhon: Vodka! I like your style!
Hades, taking another sip: Itâs vinegar.
Pyrrhon: Haha... What?
Hades: Itâs vinegar, pussy.
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Palutena:Â Dangit, thereâs too many of them. Pit, attack!
Pit: Huh? I donât have a weapon!
Palutena: Oh, my bad! Here, I have a new weapon youâll love: The Flintlock Staff! *She drops a gun in his hands*
Pit: Wh- n- I DONâT WANT THIS!!
Viridi: Hey, who are you?!
Dark Pit: Heh. I donât give my name to losers.
Pit: Hey Pittoo!
Dark Pit: Oh hi Pit- DANGIT!!
Pit:Â Heh, loser.
Palutena: Now, letâs go over the pros and cons of the gods.
Palutena: For the good things the gods have caused:
Palutena: Weâre responsible for the Power of Flight,
Palutena: ...
Palutena: Alright, now for the cons. *slams down a 300-page book labeled âgod consâ*
Pit: We messed up a lot.
Chapter 15
Palutena: Terrorists!
Palutena: Wait, I canât sense them...
Palutena: Androids!
Pit: Androiderists!
Palutena: Terroroids!
Pit: Guys, weâve got a bad case of Terroroids!
Pit: âImitation is the sincerest form of flatteryâ my goddess said, as my clone repeated everything I said in a caveman voice.
Dark Pit:Â âImitatiON Is THE SInCeReST FoRm of flattERyâ MY gODDEsS saiD, As My CLOnE repeated EVeRyThiNG i saId In a CAveman VOICE.
Pit: );
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Hades:Â "Dirty" is a concept invented by British imperialists to keep you from enjoying Godâs nectar: Swamp Water!
Arlon:Â Sir Hades, stop drinking swamp water.
Hades, whilst drinking said water: No pain no gain!
WHEEZE-
Hades:Â "Dirty" is a concept invented by British imperialists to keep you from enjoying Godâs nectar: Swamp Water!
Arlon:Â Sir Hades, stop drinking swamp water.
Hades, whilst drinking said water: No pain no gain!