" A body has been discovered! "

Sonia: Gundham, you have got cookie crumbs on your cheeks.

Byakuya: That's your IQ level.

Teruteru: (looking at her breasts with a nosebleed) I’ve made my choice.

Komaru: That's why I figured somebody else was your best friend.

Ayano: Me...I'm the friend.

Monokuma: What do you mean, ‘this time’? You’ve never done what I say!

Kokichi: I'll decide in the way.

Byakuya: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Nagito: Apparently he was waving at someone else. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

Kokichi: Smad.

Kaz: I'm in love with Miss Sonia.

Nagito: I have no regards for my personal safety.

Genderbend Osoro, kicking air: What the fUCk did you do that for, huh??

Kuroko: Putting a book on your head is not reading it.

Celeste: Dear Makoto, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Celestia Ludenberg.