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Phone Guy: No matter how many times you say please, Michael. We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.

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Phone Guy: Michael is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays.
Phone Guy: No matter how many times you say please, Michael. We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.

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Gregory, on the phone with Glamrock Freddy: Turn around.
Gregory: No, the other way.
Gregory: Again, the other way.
Freddy, confused and panicked: G-Gregory, where are you?!
Gregory: I'm not there yet. But the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles is pretty funny.
Michael: My only weakness is fire.
The Puppet: Everyone's weakness is fire.
The Puppet: It's fucking fire!
William: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Henry: 420.
William: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Michael: 69?
William:
William: Yeah it was 69.
Elizabeth: So... we have good news and bad news.
William: Bad news first.
Michael: The fire we started in the yard is out of control.
William: The WHAT-
Evan, holding up a perfectly toasted Pop Tart: Wow, you don’t even want to hear the good news?

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Michael: I need you to swear.
Elizabeth: Fuck!
Michael: Swear as in promise.
William: I know this! I've done my research! Ask all of my friends!
Michael, deadpan: Friends, Father?
William: JUST GET TO WORK!
Vanessa, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Gregory: Hey.
Roxanne Wolf: Hi.
Montgomery Gator: Hello.
Glamrock Freddy: Hey!
Vanessa: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Glamrock Chica: We were out of Doritos.
Montgomery Gator: My name is Monty, but you can call me-
Montgomery Gator: *takes of sunglasses*
Montgomery Gator: a hazard to society.
Plushtrap: Demons like me are grim tricksters of the twilight. Creatures of sulfur and bone!
Elizabeth:Â And cute little paws.
Plushtrap:Â *sigh*Â ...And cute little paws. True.

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Gregory, to Vanessa, his head on the desk, regretting everything: ...and then I called him dad
Glamrock Freddy, in the kitchen with Chica and on the verge of tears: ...and then he called me dad :)
Henry, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?
Michael: Oh don't worry about it :)
[later]
Henry: *presses play*
Michael's recorded message: HNERY, THERE'S A FUCKING FIRE AT THE PIZZERIA AND–
Monty: Everyone is made of atoms.
Monty: And atoms never touch each other.
Monty: So, in my defense, Officer Vanessa, I did not punch this kid.
Vanessa: Here's the deal Freddy, I TAKE the orders, you MAKE the orders. We do this for Forty years, and then we die!
Roxanne: GUYS, I CAN'T FIND VANESSA.
Gregory: WHAT, HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN??
Glamrock Freddy: You forget to cherish her.

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Michael: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time.
Henry, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
Gregory: Now, let's go before Vanessa realizes I tied her shoes together.
(off-screen scream of rage)
Gregory:Â Aaaand that's our cue!