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Hello! I’m Evil Dad! I am 21 and use he/vamp/bats/cats pronouns. I post incorrect quotes for Evil Dead here. Feel free to make submissions! My rules are below.

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The Necromancer Queen from Evil Dead: Regeneration. She was always my favorite boss. Put a personal twist on her, and had fun messing with lighting/glowing effects.
Ash: C'mon, child safety lid. You know it's me.
Ash: Where can I get some grenades, I'm mad as fuck.
Ash: I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste.

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Ash: Do you trust me?
Kelly and Pablo: Yes.
Ash: You shouldn't.
Ruby: A lot of people would benefit from being under my control with no free will.
Ash, trying to be serious: I'm not letting anything slide.
Pablo: Not even the cha-cha?
Ash: No. That was your last time to get funky.
Ash: Due to personal reasons, I'll be doing crack.
Kelly: Damn.
Ash: Did you just curse? ‘Cause we don’t talk like that in this goddamn motherfucking trailer! Shit!

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A deadite summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?! Ash, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: I don’t know! You were supposed to be chicken soup!
Ash, pre-canon: I hope something good happens.
Ash now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.
Kelly: How's it going?
Ash: New spleen, same assassins.
Ash: Accidentally indulged in too much "me time" and turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Ash: I'm gonna start calling you "Curious George"
Kelly: Why?
Ash: See, that's what I'm talking about.

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Ash: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders? Pablo: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing The Hat Man. Ash: THE WHO?? Pablo: Oh, this is not a safe place, suddenly?
Ash: I was born with the heart of a dragon! Kelly: And the soul of an absolute dumbass.