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blake kathryn
One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
wallacepolsom
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Three Goblin Art
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes

tannertan36
AnasAbdin

@theartofmadeline

Love Begins

Janaina Medeiros
Mike Driver
seen from Türkiye

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seen from United Kingdom
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seen from Bangladesh
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Hello! I’m Evil Dad! I am 21 and use he/vamp/bats/cats pronouns. I post incorrect quotes for Evil Dead here. Feel free to make submissions! My rules are below.

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Ash: C'mon, child safety lid. You know it's me.
Ash: Where can I get some grenades, I'm mad as fuck.
Ash: I'm an acquired taste. If you don't like me, acquire some taste.
Ash: Do you trust me?
Kelly and Pablo: Yes.
Ash: You shouldn't.

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Ruby: A lot of people would benefit from being under my control with no free will.
Ash, trying to be serious: I'm not letting anything slide.
Pablo: Not even the cha-cha?
Ash: No. That was your last time to get funky.
Ash: Due to personal reasons, I'll be doing crack.
Kelly: Damn.
Ash: Did you just curse? ‘Cause we don’t talk like that in this goddamn motherfucking trailer! Shit!
A deadite summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?! Ash, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: I don’t know! You were supposed to be chicken soup!

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Ash, pre-canon: I hope something good happens.
Ash now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny.
Kelly: How's it going?
Ash: New spleen, same assassins.
Ash: Accidentally indulged in too much "me time" and turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Ash: I'm gonna start calling you "Curious George"
Kelly: Why?
Ash: See, that's what I'm talking about.
Ash: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders? Pablo: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing The Hat Man. Ash: THE WHO?? Pablo: Oh, this is not a safe place, suddenly?

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Ash: I was born with the heart of a dragon! Kelly: And the soul of an absolute dumbass.
Ash: Why is it in a cage? Pablo: Because it growled at me. Necronomicon: *snarls*