Captain Caviar: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

Cloud Haetae: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

(Y/N): I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Smoked Cheese: And you came to me?

(Y/N): That's why I’m afraid.

Crème Brûlée: ...First of all, calm down-

(Y/N): A stake out needs two people! Think, Almond. Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff while the other one eats a hoagie?

(Y/N) on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

Dr. Wasabi: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

Truthless Recluse: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

(Y/N): I don’t have a good answer.

Candy Apple: Yes but I like you more.

Roguefort: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

Mystic Flour: Yeah, anger.